Sometimes it feels like it sucks to be you. Look at Paris Hilton. The PhilosophyGuy plays some sucks to be you songs and revels in someone else’s pain for a change.

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It sucks to be Paris Hilton: Jail – Robert Lund

It sucks when it is not for football: Kneepads and a Helmet – Boris Khaykin

It sucks to be in the eye of the homocidal maniac: In the Middle of the Sea – The Fabrications

It sucks to be single: Single Man’s Lament – Live Matthew Ebel

It sucks to loose your innocence: Can’t Have It Back – Boris Khaykin

It sucks to be a rodent: Poor Hamster – Louis Gentile

It sucks to be a former planet: Pluto – Nashville Session Players

It sucks to be on Dateline NBC: She’s Underage – Seamonkey

Sucks to be you links:

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Paris Hilton goes back to jail.

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With the unofficial start of summer, I bring you a shorter show. I bitch about fixing my bathroom floor and the lack of qualified chauffers to haul drunken messes around Hollywood. Plus great podsafe comedy!

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Bonus Track: Smash the Frickin Fairies – Tom Smith

Number 5: It Takes Who – The Great Luke Ski – From the Funny Music Project

Number 4: Harry Potter – Molly and Sonny Boy

Number 3: Jail – Robert Lund – From the Funny Music Project

Number 2: FREE PARIS – Paris Hilton – David Ippolito

Garage Band Song of the Week Sensations – The Just MEs

Number 1: 99 Words for Boobs – Robert Lund – From the Funny Music Project

Mentioned on the Show:

Harry Potter

Lindsay Lohan in rehab again

Download Episode 42 here.

After a week off, there is bunch of new music popping up all over. Most of the songs this week celebrates the geek and the geek in all of us.

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Bonus Track 1: If This Geek Ruled The World – Geoff Smith

Number 5: Insert Geek Cliche Here – Tom Smith

Number 4: First of May – Jonathan Coulton – From the Funny Music Project

Bonus Track 2: Nascar Man – Junior

Number 3: Bill O’Reilly the Legend of the Big Giant Head – David Ippolito

Number 2: 99 Words for Boobs – Robert Lund – From the Funny Music Project

Garage Band Song of the Week Computer Geeks are Hot – Daniel Rosen

Number 1: Digg The Code – Geoff Smith

Mentioned on the Show:
Murphy’s Saloon – Podcast Home of the Blues
William Shatner
Find The Digg the Code video on Geekbrief.tv

Download Episode 41 here.

The PhilosophyGuy celebrates the one year anniversary of the show with an all request show. Thanks to all you fans for listening to the Podsafe Comedy Countdown for the past year.

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Dedicated my new friend Les from CBS Radio – On A Podcast (Explict Version – Of Course) – Cruisebox

Requested by Molly and Sonny Boy from the Molly And Sonny Boy Podcast: Decadent Rituals – Molly and Sonny Boy

Request by the Pudge from The Pudge: I Did It Again – The Pudge

Introduced and requested by TWiG from The Audiopandemic Show

Requested by Barely from the Barely Podcasting Podcast: Code Monkey – Jonathan Coulton

Introduced and requested by Dan of the Love Long and Prosper Podcast: Talk Nerdy to Me – Possible Oscar.

Introduced and request by Donttickleme from the The Philsophy Guy Show 99 Bottles – The Brew

Download Episode 40 here.

The PhilosophyGuy learns of a new larger home for all of us, Planet 581c. Twice the room and only 120 trillion miles away. Until we can get there, we will play some future podsafe comedy and sip a Latte.

Stephen Lynch appears courtesy of Ioda Promonet

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Bonus Track 1: (It’s Gonna be) The Future Soon – Jonathan Coulton

Number 5: Blair’s Leaving Ballad. – The Spoofinator

Number 4: I am Not a Terrorist – Whitey McWhiteivich

Number 3: The Zombies of Denny’s – Todd Chappelle

Bonus Track 2:You Might Be a Trekkie – The Great Luke Ski.

Number 2: Happy Birthday Blues – The Wandering Carmelluccis

Garage Band Song of the Week: Back up to Canada (eh?) – The Muckland Crooners.

Number 1: Special – Stephen Lynch

Mentioned on the show

Download “Special” (mp3)
from “A Little Bit Special”
by Stephen Lynch
What Are Records

• Buy at eMusic


• Buy at Napster


• Buy at GroupieTunes


• Buy at DownloadPunk

Download Episode 39 here.

The PhilosophyGuy gets his ADD on by playing a random mix of podsafe comedy.

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Bonus Track 1: My Name It Not Merv Griffin – The Great Luke Ski

Number 5: Hyperspace Cryogenic Insomnia Blues – Tom Smith

Number 4: Give It to Everybody – Sudden Death (featuring Carrie Dahlby).

Bonus Track 2:ADD Blues – Molly and Sonny Boy.

Number 3: I Can’t Find a Girlfriend – The Legendary Ten Seconds

Number 2: My Hair is Beautiful – The Spoofinator

Garage Band Song of the Week: Britney’s Balled as a Cueball – Carl Hatmaker.

Number 1: Skullcrusher Mountain - Jonathan Coulton

Mentioned on the show

It’s a Frog’s Life Podcast
Barely Podcasting

Download Episode 38 here.

The PhilosophyGuy has been a slacker of late which is the reason for this mid-week treat. Most of the songs in this show are short but carry a hell of a punch. I’m also annoyed at some people’s lack of ability to recognize satire and sarcasm and bad jokes.

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Stephen Lynch appears Courtesy of Ioda Promonet

Bonus Track: Lullaby (Divorce Song) From the CD “A Little Special” – Stephen Lynch

Number 5: The Easter Song – Paul and Storm.

Number 4: Where’s It At (Can I can a Booyah) – Tv’s Kyle.

Number 3:World Robot Domination – Sudden Death.

Number 2: Color Coded Terroist Alert Song – The Royal We

Garage Band Song of the Week: The Tax Evasion Blues – Carl Hatmaker.

Number 1: Amish Girl - Todd Chapplle.

Mentioned on the show

Download “Lullaby” (mp3)
from “A Little Bit Special”
by Stephen Lynch
What Are Records

• Buy at eMusic


• Buy at Napster


• Buy at GroupieTunes


• Buy at DownloadPunk

Download Episode 37 here.

The PhilosophyGuy counts down some great comedy parody songs. Bum Rush the Charts review and my ‘Hate / Hate’ relationship with my cell phone.

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Bonus TracK 1: Superfrog – Spaff and Robert Lund

Number 5: Raking the Lawn – Funny Music Project – Possible Oscar.

Number 4: Boyfriend Points – Tom Smith.

Number 3:Time With Your Wife – Funny Music Project – Raymond and Scum.

Bonus Track 2: Mine Again – Black Lab.

Number 2: Osama bin Ladin Ruined my Birthday – Pudge.

Garage Band Song of the Week: Hang it Up Bee-Yotch – Carl Hatmaker.

Number 1: She’s Underage - Funny Music Project – Seamonkeys.

Mentioned on the show

If you haven’t already, buy “Mine Again” by Black Lab at Bum Rush The Charts.

**** Bum Rush The Chart Update ****

Since I recorded the show on Sunday, new Bum Rush the Charts stats were published. “Mine Again” made it to number #11 in the Rock Charts on Sunday up from #67 on Thursday. Awesome!! Congrats to all of you who get it.

Check out Twig and Tasha on the Audio Pandemic Show

Download Episode 36 here.